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Terrible Digimon Fanfic Quotes!! It's a must see!
First of all, I'd like to take a moment to say... MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!
I hope everyone is enjoying holiday fun with their loved ones and is enjoying their time off.

Katie and I were having loads of fun reading terrible Digimon fanfiction online. Oh my god, it is so much fun! I've never laughed so hard in my life! Ivy, when you come up this summer we have to spend a night doing this, it's a blast! Here are some quotes from a few of them that made my eyes bleed... I wrote my own comments after them just to add some more flavor to the mix! Please read them and laugh!

PS---> The author knew so little about digimon that he actually used their english names. *shudder*

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J.P/Zoe
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Zoe desperately wanted to get eaten.
((That's the kind of thing I say when I'm cornered by a wild boar...))

That’s what Zoe really wanted as her special spot got to feel good finally
((I'm glad her dreams are coming true))

Zoe was having a blast too through this adventure finding sucking on someone’s dick to be more fun then she could possibly imagine.
((Well, isn't that nice))

She wanted him to feel as good as possible from an oral action
((Oral action? Is she brushing his teeth?))

He never even asked for any of this, Zoe was his friend and he just happened to be the one who found her.
((Um...I don't think it works like that there, buddy boy...))

J.P. could only wonder what would happen if one of the other guys found her, would she be blowing them instead?
((What a profound question!))

Zoe was even more surprised then he was as an unexpected liquid suddenly filled up inside her mouth
((I wonder what it could be? *gasp*))

Zoe swallowed the whole lot wishing there was more, but sadly J.P. was dry and no more white stuff was going to appear
((Aw...got milk?))

Zoe was sucking like a maniac
((WTF?!?))

Although he did sort of wish that Zoe would have let him eat her since he always wanted to do that to a girl. J.P. figured she was way too busy with trying to get more

cum to bother asking so he didn’t
(( Now I KNOW a guy wrote this...))

He sweated heavily before feeling himself shoot another load
((Is there anything grosser than this line?))

She then realized that she was going overboard with her desire for seed
((What, she's a garderner?))

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Tai/Biyomon
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Tai kissed Biyomon on her beak passionately
((Can anyone picture this without laughing?))

Her soft feathers felt nice against Tai’s bare skin, like heaven’s blanket that was only for him.
((How poetic))

He lied on his stomach and started to lick Biyomon’s pussy
((What wonderful writing))

The feel was very nice and Tai did quite well for a first timer
((Good for you, Tai!))

It finally had the effect he desired as some juice leaked out.
((I'm glad that she is now a beverage dispenser))

Biyomon: ‘’Do you want to enter me now?’’
Tai: ‘’Really?’’
Biyomon: ‘’Sure, why not?’’
((...))

Agumon ate me out deeply and broke my cherry before.
((Falls off the chair and dies laughing))

Both then got back into focus and felt the great joy in their privates.
((Who uses the word "privates" to describe genitals after the age of four??))

With her wetness the movement was smooth sailing for the two of them.
(("Sail away...sail away...sail away"...))

Tai ruffled her tail feathers and fingered her ass hole a little.
((How gross!))

Biyomon flipped herself over and waited for Tai to do his thing. He got onto his knees and inserted himself into her opposite hole.
((Which hole is this? Her ear? Her nose?))

It wasn’t as good as pussy fucking,
((Well, isn't that nice))

Tai and Biyomon both knew that this was only out of friendship and they would probably never do this again.
((What a monumental display of true friendship! I'm touched, really I am))